Saturday, November 24, 2007

gift ideas


Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

The Hillary Clinton nutcracker will crack smiles and nuts with stainless steel teeth secured in the upper legs, instructions included:

Step 1: Put nut between legs
Step 2: Squeeze




The Ex 5-piece Knife Set with Unique Holder

Though frowned upon by many, stabbing your ex can really give you some closure, although it's often the kind of closure that leaves you closed for thirty to life.


Marshmallow Fun Company Marshmallow Shooter

The original Marshmallow Shooter disguised in camouflage! Pump-action rapid fire shoots mini-marshmallows over 30 feet. Easy-to-refill; holds 25 mini marshmallows for non-stop action.

(Due to popular demand, free bag of mini marshmallows with purchase is no longer available)


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